Apple Wins Capitalism & Parents Enlist “Fortnite” Coaches |The Daily Show

  • Published on: December 6 Agu 2018

  • Apple gets a $1 trillion valuation, Pope Francis declares his opposition to the death penalty, and parents are apparently hiring “Fortnite” coaches for their kids.Subscribe to The Daily Show:https://www.youtube.com/cha... Follow The Daily Show:Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheDail...Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/th...Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/t...Watch full episodes of The Daily Show for free: http://www.cc.com/shows/the...Follow Comedy Central:Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComedyC...Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Co...Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/c...About The Daily Show:Trevor Noah and The World's Fakest News Team tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and pop culture.The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.
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COMMENTS: 40

  • 223forme
    223forme   5 days ago

    White genocide in South Africa, Comedy Genocide at the Daily Show.

  • Lomborg
    Lomborg   3 months ago

    People who buy Apple products are on the verge of being retarded. You pay so much for such a bad quality and bad service

  • woozi ziis
    woozi ziis   3 months ago

    "but dad I want to be a doctor" Asian dads "good son good"

  • Aaron Stone
    Aaron Stone   3 months ago

    they're raising a worthless generation of kids who'll cry like babies when asians take their jobs away.. and they wonder why *how*??

  • Edwin Avila
    Edwin Avila   3 months ago

    Trevor: paying to learn how to play a 🎮Me: couldn't stop laughing (this American)

  • Cynthia Heart
    Cynthia Heart   3 months ago

    1:16Wait, chill. He said gays are cool?! YESI NO LONGER HAVE TO CARRY THIS GUILTIM FREEE

  • Kevin Junior
    Kevin Junior   3 months ago

    Personally I like Trevor but I hate the fact that he blasphemed against God with the commandments.

  • Two Rivers Longbow Champion

    Apple is worth that much because they used the tax cut money to do massive stock buyback. I consider that artificially raising their value to profit their CEOs, which is basically cheating.

  • Slippery Squid
    Slippery Squid   3 months ago

    Fortnite is the best multiplayer game but mass effect is the best video game

  • MassExtinctionEvent
    MassExtinctionEvent   3 months ago

    One Pope says God says one thing, another Pope says God says different... Somebody's full of shit. Could it be both of them? If religious mores can be adapted and changed to fit evolving secular mores, then clearly they have no moral authority and are just some shit some pedophile in a robe and a funny hat made up.

  • Phillip Harrington
    Phillip Harrington   3 months ago

    May I remind you that is a presumption, saying the earth is significantly older than humans but the records in the book of Genesis have life spans in their genealogies and most Semitic people still prize knowing their ancestors back many generations so these records come from people who were crazy about such matters. There are many scientists on YouTube who i feel I can trust; you are correct in caution on this matter however, you must look past what is yet again a presumption from the beginning.Mitochondrial DNA has been used to date mitochondrial “eve” back to 200,000 years ago and also 6500 years ago by simply not assuming evolution took place.

  • Jonny-5
    Jonny-5   3 months ago

    How can apple still be considered an American company? It's not headquartered in America. It doesn't pay American taxes. It's workers aren't American. Not an American company.

  • Spik ik
    Spik ik   3 months ago

    Oh apple beat netflix and amazon? Thats a surprise. Apple makes garbage products with slave labour. Seriously its the worst computer and phone company we have.

  • Mr. Exclusive tha great

    The problem is not Apple being evil, the problem are the stupid idiot who buy that.

  • Bear studios
    Bear studios   3 months ago

    You do realize you can make serious money as a proffesional gamer, right? This isn't any different to training for chess or any sport.

  • strawberry bridge
    strawberry bridge   3 months ago

    So many "he is not funny " comments... I guess we all have choices... If you don't find it funny why watch? You could as well spare us " people who still have a healthy sense of humor " the negativity, and go watch fresh paint dry...

  • Kyle Holland
    Kyle Holland   4 months ago

    Well I guess Greg Abbott is gonna have to change religions since the death penalty is no longer allowed in Catholicism!

  • Timothy
    Timothy   4 months ago

    This is what passes for comedy today? Pathetic.

  • [Phantom] Ender Reaper
    [Phantom] Ender Reaper   4 months ago

    Get coaches to win “ prize money “ that’s how you know that your parents are stealing your money

  • zorra578
    zorra578   4 months ago

    lol games are getting "harder" suuuuuuuuuuuure

  • MySmart Device
    MySmart Device   4 months ago

    Oh great why is this abysmally worthless show in my recommended feed. Even blocking isn't helping stem the tide of trash.

  • Marzz_Ow
    Marzz_Ow   4 months ago

    Anyone need a fortnite coach?

  • jbkailer325
    jbkailer325   4 months ago

    Fortnite isn't a videogame, it's a type of cancer.

  • ItsReddd
    ItsReddd   4 months ago

    This really makes me a bit mad because that wasn't even the right footage of FortniteThat gameplay was from Save The World in 2011

  • robloxapp-20111029-2121159

    I love how every news station always uses old STW footage from before the game even game out. Lol, all of these kids are playing br not STW.

  • Ernesto Marcos
    Ernesto Marcos   4 months ago

    Bergoglio is an asshole, he campaigned hard to not have abortion legal in his home country (when he's technically the head of another State) just like he did same-sex marriage eight years ago. Dunno why Americans seem to like him. Luckily he's gonna be killed soon.

  • First Last
    First Last   4 months ago

    More support for censorship coming from a guy that would not have survived the bullies at my elementary school... how this twat has an audience capable of booting up Windows 98 and watching this shit is beyond me